The Pimp Slap Song-explicit
by Ron Potter
They say the economy is bad. I say, “We need to rise up and we will turn this economy around!” Attention all ye pimps out there! Do not be discouraged! Believe in yourself and your product! Pimp like you’ve never pimped before! I’m ready to do my part, how bout you?! Maintain your ho’s! Demand better results now with the tried-and-true method. Perfect your pimp-slap! Listen to this song and get your pimp-slappin’ groove on! I speak to all pimps! No matter your gender, race or faith! No matter what you’re pimpin! Keep those ho’s on their toes! Hooray for small business! Hooray for BIG business! Capitalism is the name and pimpin’s our game!